TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

[slushfund]

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.
1. Make a thread with your characters name, canon, etc. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
2. Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
3. You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
4. Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.

Comments

[dieharder]

MIKE CHILTON I CAN'T BE ANY CLEARER THAN THIS

PULL OVER RIGHT NOW
ASK SOMEONE WHERE YOU ARE
I'LL COME GET YOU

[livefaster]

I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING OVER BIG LETTERS YOU KNOW

[livefaster]

HOLD ON

[livefaster]

SORRY CAps

[dieharder]

GOOD YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU MIKE

Now do what I told you!

[livefaster]

oaky

this is gonna sound really weird

but the only answer I got was like

a moo

[dieharder]

Oh my god why don't these have GPS trackers

idk um
try asking an actual person??

[livefaster]

i may be under the weather chuckles but i know its 4am

[dieharder]

well you're up

why did you leave the crowded area anyway

can you see anything near you

[livefaster]

oh man

cuck

cuhckles

chucklse

pretty sure this giraffe likes our shampoo

you gotta see this

[dieharder]

i'm not drunk enough for this

Mike, the zoo. Is that where you are?

[livefaster]

oh boy chuckles come over yeah this si great

[dieharder]

I'm on my way right now and then we're going home that's what we're gonna do

[livefaster]

nah man you gotta meet the zebras

they're really dast man

[dieharder]

I honestly hope you didn't find a way to get near the animals because I'm not gonna jump in there to get you

[livefaster]

SIMMBAAAAAAAAAAAAA REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

[dieharder]

Mikey please

just stop

[livefaster]

I am stopped

still

i mean still

[dieharder]

good

I'm almost there ok?

[livefaster]

bring penauts

[dieharder]

I don't have any peanuts and you're not feeding the elephants

[livefaster]

but they're giving me kisses

only polite

[dieharder]

ew gross dude

that's their snot, you know that right

[livefaster]

idk its pretty dry

maybe itll let me climb over

fyi he's running over there now.

[dieharder]

MIKE N O

WAIT for me ok 5 minutes!!!