EVERYONE GET IN THE CAR, it's TEST DRIVE TIME!

[oldmodel]

TEST DRIVE MEME



WHAT THE FUCK TO DO:

► STEP 1; Post a comment with a character that's not in HH as if they're already in the setting or alternative version, post character who is in HH. Scenarios if you need them!
► STEP 2; Tag around and get a feel for your characters, whether or not you're voice testing or planning to actually app them in!
► STEP 3; Post this all over your plurk and get people to get their big asses in here and force them to app or face the consequences. Oh, and I guess have fun. I suppose that's important, too.

reposted from the lessor who reposted it from ineuphony, you get the picture. posted with mod permission!

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[devilcool]

[ ...oh shit he's looking directly at her again, avert gaze, avert gaze. ]

[boings]

Mm-hmm. I guess you're out of luck.

[ she shifts again, a little more away from him, which unfortunately presents zenkichi with a new view of her back...

and the (not so) startling fact that that skirt of hers is cut waaaaay too short. ]

[devilcool]

[ of course, he's not looking, so he can't notice anything like that!! ]

...short...

[ ...wait, wtf, why did he actually say that out loud. ]

I mean, your supply didn't last long enough! [ and why is she still out here advertising if they're not even selling anymore??? ]

[boings]

[ because she's lying. duh. it's obvious by the samples still in her hands, and the boxes of product laid out on the table just beside her.

and the big bright sign hanging behind her that says TONS OF SUPPLY! GET TWO FOR ONE!

but his indignation at least gets her to whip back around to look at him.

even if it's in a glare... ]

Is that my problem, stalker?

[devilcool]

[ he's not looking at her so he can't notice things like that! at least, he's not looking directly at her.

...but that sign sure does seem ill fitting now. ]

Isn't it? You're the one who's... wait, who's a stalker!?

[ that was probably too loud, wasn't it... a fact he realizes as he anxiously glances around. though at least his anger seems to have overcome his anxiousness. ]

I just came here for the sausages! The sausages! Is this how you treat all your customers?

1/2

[boings]

Go away, stalker, this establishment reserves the right to refuse service to any cust—

[boings]

—ahhhh, hello~! [ she not so gently shoves him aside with a bump from her hips as another customer draws up to her stand. ]

Would you like to try some of our delicious pigs-in-blankets? They're fresh and healthy, and Ami-chan's absolute favorites~!

[ she is suddenly all sparkles and sweetness again, blushing demurely yet coyly, drawing up the plate of samples between herself and the customer, which just so happens to press her breasts together just perfectly. ]

[devilcool]

I'm telling you, I'm not a-!

[ wait, what? caught off guard, he can't help but stumble away a bit from the hip bump. though more than the bump, it's her words that bother him. ]

That's not what you just told me!

[ though the customer just seems to look at him like he's insane before continuing onward with his purchase. ]

What's with this completely different treatment!?

[boings]

[ it's at that point that ami suddenly emits a high, pitiful sound. ]

Haaaahh, he's so scary...! [ she cowers away from zenkichi then, shuffling behind the new customer as if he were her savior. ] All Ami-chan was trying to do is sell these sausages, but he won't leave Ami-chan alone! His eyes follow her everywhere...!

[devilcool]

So this is that kind of development... you become the hapless victim, while I get characterized as the creepy pervert stalker with a maid fetish!

[ except no one said anything about fetishes, zenkichi... ]

You might be able to fool others, but my eyes won't be decei-hey, wait a second, sir...? [ he takes a step backward a bit defensively as the customer just glowers at him, clearly not paying attention to what he's saying. ] Look, this is clearly just a misunderstanding. She's using you...!

Hey, you over there, stop hiding and say something!

1/2

[boings]

[ enjoy hell, pervert stalker~! ]

[boings]

S-See, look! Look how he's just undressing me with his eyes...! Oh oh, can't someone do something—!

[devilcool]

My eyes aren't doing anything like that!

No, if they're undressing anything, it's your lies!

[ yeah, that was definitely a cool line. he looks way too proud of himself for saying it. ]

[boings]

[ no that line was totally lame. even the customer standing between them is like, 'srsly guy'? ]

[devilcool]

Get it? It's because "eyes" and "lies" rhyme!

[ clearly, you must not have. ]

[boings]

[ THAT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE! what does rhyming have to do with anything?!

but congratulations, buddy, it seems your weirdness is so extreme, it's exasperated the customer enough that he's just walking away now, shaking his head. ]

H-Hey, come back, you didn't buy anything yet...!

[ GDI ZENKICHI, SHE'S ON COMMISSION HERE. ]

You! First you stalk me, now you're ruining my sales?!

[devilcool]

Heh! That's just the cold hand of justice raining down upon you!

[ which also doesn't make any sense, but whatever. ]

That's right! Unless you give me some of your sausages, I'll stay here and continue scaring off all your customers!

[ now he really is a stalker... ]

[boings]

Forget it! I'm not going to negotiate with terrorists! Get away from me or I'll call security on you!

[ or smash your camera, whatever... ]

[devilcool]

Don't underestimate me! Where I'm from, they call me the Sausage Bandit!

[ no one has ever called him such a thing. ]

No mere security guards could possibly get between me and what I want! If sausage is involved, I'll never back down.

[ unfortunately he's probably not going to run away if you smash his nonexistent camera... though if the triumphant toradora music starts to play, zenkichi is probably fucked. ]

[boings]

[ ... are you even a real person, zenkichi. ]

What kind of freak tries so hard for some dumb sausages anyway? Hey — you're not like a maniac, are you?!

[devilcool]

[ no, he's a fictional character, but you definitely don't want to start fourth wall breaking with him. shit will get real. ]

I... I don't know, I just want them for some reason! [ a reason that is clear to everyone except him. ] I'm not a maniac! ...I'm not even sure what you mean!

[boings]

Ugh, fine, whatever sausage freak. [ she shoves the plate at his chest. ] Just take them!

[devilcool]

...now I don't even want them anymore!